Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Hum jaise dost hotay nahin sab k liye,
Yeh tohfa hai kisi kisi k liye.

Kion jala rakha hai shamma bujha dijiye
Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
na jane kis umeed pe dil thera hai,

aapki ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai...!

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."

Rasm-e-ulfat sikha gaya koi,
Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi,

Taa qayamat kisi tarah na bujhe,
Aag aisi laga gaya koi...

Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?"
She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum."

Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?"
He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.

Hasna zindagi hai,
has kar gum bholana zindagi hai,

jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
haar kar khushiyan manaana zindagi hai