Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,
Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay,

Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main.
Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..

Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai,
Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai,

Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!!
kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji's hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se,
kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den...

aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se..
kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey

Kuch rishte anjaane mein ho jate hai
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hai

kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.