Aapko bhulanay main shayud hamain zamana lagay
Aap k shahar ka har housam suhana lagay,
Ek shaam chura loon aap ki agar bura n lagay,
Aap chahay bhula dain hamain ek pal main hi,
Aapko bhulanay main shayud hamain zamana lagay...
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Hum kisi aur k na ho sakain gay
Jaisay aap hamaray na ho sakay thay
Hum kisi aur k na ho sakain gay,
Pyaar nahin kia apna dil diya hay
Ek pal bhi aap ko bhula na sakain gay...
I'm flower but rose is u....
I m a fl¸wer
but
ROSE is U,
Im star
but
MOON is U,
I m stone
but
DIAMOND is U,
I m the sky
but
SUN is U,
I m the LIGHT
but
LOAD SHEDDING IS U
Hamain aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
Hamain aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
Most dangerous weapons
The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs
1. A Girl's Smile
&
2. A Girl's Tears.
Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain
Eyes can't speak it, lips won't say it — how do you explain that you simply cannot exist without this person.
Aankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahin patay,
Hont magar kuch bhi keh nahin paatay,
Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain,
Koi hay jis k bina hum rah nahin patay.
Number and Network
Hi,
My name is
€BUBBLI€
My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND
Number always OLD
But
Network always new
Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata
Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata,
Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata,
Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota,
Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.
Marital Life and Fight
2nd day after wedding
Bubbli-
Mom I got in fight with my husband
Anti Misba-
It's part of marital life
Bubbli-
Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body
Father 2 his son
Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa
After some days.......
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Zaheer sb
Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti
Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna,
Meri dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahi hoti.
Nannay sey dil me armaan koi rakhna
Nannay sey dil me armaan koi rakhna,
Duniya ki bheer main pehchan koi rakhna.
Achey nahi lagtey jab rahtey ho udas,
In hoto pe sada muskaan wohi rakhna.