Jeena to paray ga hi kaisay bhi pyaray
Zindagi ki kashti kab lagay, koon say kinaray,
Kab isay milay gi, man chahi baharain,
Jeena to paray ga hi kaisay bhi pyaray,
Kabhi doston ki bheer main, to kabhi tanhai k saharay
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Full form of maths.
Question:What is the full form of maths.
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Eid k din masjid ke paas se
Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se,
kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den...
aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se..
kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey
What happened in 1869?
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
Kuch rishte anjaane mein ho jate hai
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hai
kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?
Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha
Kaash woh naghmay hamain sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar yun aansu aaye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
We are good friends because
We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
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I think u r sweet,
U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,
You think I am smart
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I think you are right:p
Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate
College friendships and that careless time don't come back — once those birds fly in the free wind, those days are gone.
Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate.
Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main,
Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.
SEND me all UR MONEY
Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
Aap samandar ki baat karate hai
Kaun yaad rakhata hai naamko,
Log to cheharon ko bhi bhul jaate hai,
Aap samandar ki baat karate hai,
Log to aankhon me bhi duub jaate hai !!!
I always think about U
I always think about U.
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I can't live without U.
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I really need U.
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I'm totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I'm very desperate for U.
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I'm crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai