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Have you caught the thief

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

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Don't take ur troubles to bed

Despite the Old saying
"Don't Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed"
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)