Zameen per ho magar asmaan jaisa ho
Koi to dost mere zindagi main aisa ho,
phoolon ki tarah ho wafaon jaisa ho,
mere talash ki had us pr khatam ho jayay,
zameen per ho magar asmaan jaisa ho...
Koi to dost mere zindagi main aisa ho,
phoolon ki tarah ho wafaon jaisa ho,
mere talash ki had us pr khatam ho jayay,
zameen per ho magar asmaan jaisa ho...
Rasm-e-ulfat sikha gaya koi,
Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi,
Taa qayamat kisi tarah na bujhe,
Aag aisi laga gaya koi...
Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?"
She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum."
Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?"
He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."
Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the,
kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay,
aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki,
warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
Hasna zindagi hai,
has kar gum bholana zindagi hai,
jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
haar kar khushiyan manaana zindagi hai
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
I" M" A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.
Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..
Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko,
khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,
dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!
Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Dil k labon pay aik dua rehti hai,
Har ghari mujhey aap ki parwah rehti hai,
Khuda har sukh zindagi ka kare atta aap ko,
Har dua main meri yeh iltija rehti hai,
When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?