A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚
Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main,
Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main,
Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon,
Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main...?
Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused?
A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.
Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
jis se meri zindagi zinda dil hoti hai.
Palkon main qaid kuch sapne hain,
Kuch bayganay kuch apne hain,
Na janay kia kashish hai in khayalon main,
Woh ghair ho k bhi kitnay apne hain...
In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber cant reach at the moment.
Na gulfaam chahiye,Na salaam chahiye,
Na mubarak ka koi paighaam chahiye,
Jisko pee ker hosh urr jayain,
Labon ko aisa jaam chahiye....
A romantic SMS that turns a heartbeat into a phone metaphor — sweet and silly.
Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...!
So please keep my active Heart...!
Qismat rooth gayai,
Dil k taar toot gaye,
Aap jo hum say rooth gaye,
Sapnay bhi saray toot gaye,
Baki rahe khazaney main do ansu,
Yaad aap ki ayai, to woh bhi laut gaye
By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!
Zakham dainay ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
Zakham day ker pochtay hain ab haal kaisa hai?
Kisi aik say gila kiya karna yaaro,
Saari duniya ka mizaaj aik jaisa hai
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...