SMS / Text Messages

Friendship is just like cricke

Friendship is like cricket — lose your wickets carelessly and the match is over. Don't neglect the people who matter.

Friendship is just like cricket,
so do not loose wickets..
if u loose that wickets
may be you have a defeat...
so don't neglect friends.

Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna

Tells the proud moon not to be so full of itself — it's just a shadow of the one he loves.

Ae chand tu bhool jayega apne aap ko,
Jab sunay ga dastaan mere pyaar ki,

Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna,
Tu to sirf "PARCHAI" hai mere "YAAR" ki...

Aruing with your boss

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya

Tried hard not to fall for anyone — then someone smiled while passing by and quietly settled inside the heart.

Yeh kaun muskura kar idhar say guzar gaya,
Bay noor rastoon main ujala bikhar gaya,

Socha bohut kisi say pyar na ho magar,
Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya..

Jab bhi hoi tujh say koi ghalti

Poch lo khuda se tere liye hi ham ne dua mangi,
Pooch lo hawa sey tere liye hi ham nay fiza mangi,

Jab bhi hoi tujh say koi ghalti,
Ham ne dua main apne liye saza mangi

Dead body cycling to school

A grammar lesson where joining two sentences creates an absurd dead body image.

Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

New meaning of SMS

New meaning of SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik