How do u spell crocodile

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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