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1. Do you know Tomorrow is Mother Day.

A Mother's Day reminder that tomorrow is the day to honor the person who sacrificed everything for you. Tomorrow is very important in our life. Tomorrow is only for that person. Who sacrifice her life,her happiness and all her time only for us. DO u know whats tomorrow. Tomorrow is mother day. you must be […]

2. Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.‚ 

3. Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

4. if your father earned $100,000

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

5. I love my mother beyond limits

Your mother bore you For 9 months , She watched her feet Swell, she struggled to Climb stairs, She got breathless quick, She bore excruciating pain, She suffered many sleepless Nights, She became your nurse, your Chef, your teacher, your Cleaner, your launderette, your Friend. She struggled for you, but not Did she see it […]

6. Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

7. Mothers Day Quote by Stevie Wonder

Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. ~Stevie Wonder

8. Future plans of childrens

Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

9. Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Mother's day will be celebrated all over the world on 11th May 2020. Almost everybody loves to greet their mother with a Happy mother's day sms, mother's day messages, happy mother's day text,mother's day quotes, mother's day greetings, mother's day wishes, mother text / mother sms along with mothers day flower / gifts / gift […]

11. The Final Exam Will Be Based On

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read.

12. Mother's Day Message To Newly Married / Mother-To-Be!

A lighthearted Mother's Day text for someone who's expecting or just started their parenting journey. You're going to have a ball...and a baby!!! Happy Mother's Day To The Mother-To-Be!

13. A person who keeps on talking...

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

14. I will not overspeed

Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit Please let me go, I am a teacher. A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.

15. Which is important, sun or the moon?

A teacher-student riddle where the student's logic is oddly hard to argue with. Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the […]

16. Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)

17. When is Mother's Day?

When is Mother's Day in 2020/2020? A:-Mother's Day 2020 is on May 11, Sunday Origin / History of Mother's Day! Mothers Day is celebrated in several country across the globe though the month and date on which Mother's Day is celebrated in different countries varies. Most countries celebrate Mothers Day on second Sunday in the […]

18. 'The POLITE Way to PEE!

''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]

19. A Good / Best Teacher is who ....

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

20. Mothers Day Message To Daughter

You're not just my child. You are a mother. You are woman with her own responsibilities, tests, and experiences. You are an influence in the lives of your own children and in your family. May you continue to enjoy the success that you have experienced as a result of taking on the name...Mother! Happy Mother's […]

21. Smiles of happy sunshine

A Mother's Day message wrapped in sunshine, roses, and the magic only a mother carries. Smiles of happy sunshine, Arms of everlasting luv, Touch of sweet roses, There is magic in the air Whenever ur there, Mother, everything to U I owe, May all pleasures of life come ur way. "Happy Mother's day"

22. Life is 5 star

Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the REAL STAR

23. Height of Good Luck ...!

A classroom fluke where a student accidentally answers a grammar question correctly. Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

24. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

25. Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

26. I am the ninth letter

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I". Kashif: I is ...... TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am." Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

27. Funny Facts / Truths of life

- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]

28. Santa & Mathematical conversion

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

29. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

A student's definition of a lecturer that flips the teacher-student relationship. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

30. To the students!

To his/her students A teacher is always true! We are fortunate to have a teacher As wonderful loving and caring as you! Happy Teachers Day!

31. If my tomorrow never comes, I'm sorry

For when you realize you've never said sorry to people who deserved it. A last-chance apology before it's too late. If My tomorrow never comes I M sorry for all the Things I might have Said I M sorry for all the Things I did Or didn,T Do I M sorry if I ever ignored […]

32. Friendly Mothers Day Message

You are a gift from God... a friend that I can count on and a wonderful model of a mother! I hope that you have a fantastic Mother's Day!

33. Happy Mother's Day! To Sister

You deserve all of the honour and praise for all that you do. You are an excellent mother and sister. You are loved more than you may ever know! Happy Mother's Day!