Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Funny SMS / Text Messages
Question by a student !!
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Faithful and unfaithful husband thinking
An unfaithful husband
Thinks of other women
When he sleeps with his wife.
A faithful husband thinks
Of his wife when he sleeps
With other women
Best month to get married
A one-word answer joke about the best month to get married — a month that does not exist.
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
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Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay
Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week.
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p
Life ho to aisi
A full weekly life plan: love on Monday, engagement Tuesday, wedding Thursday, fighting Friday, divorce Saturday, rest Sunday, next person Monday.
Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you.
2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Husband complains wife can't remove stones from rice; she fires back that he has 32 teeth and can chew them himself.
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor
A list of creative zoo-animal insults delivered as a fake disclaimer: don't actually say these to anyone, it would hurt feelings.
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Husband wife watching an IPL match together
Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .