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U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
- Banta to his new bride
- Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
- Even the driver say's so ...
- Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
- Reason for everything
- You are the reason why I have sleepless nights.
- Santa's sexy wife
- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
- You will love your life by trusting these words
- Wish You Last Good Night 2020
- Theif entered kitchen
- Love is reason to live or leave life
- Always be the reason of someone's happiness
- Google or Yahoo ???
- Because married men are more obedient.
- Cable T.V
- Sharabi ilzam sharab ko deta hai,
- I will never marry in my life
- 5 Love Facts
- I'm sorry Sweetheart
- A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
- Never hate people
- Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
- Always be the reason
- Forgetting friend is a crime
- He is selfish
- If u like my SMS
- Tears are silent langage of LOVE,
- R u a working woman or a housewife?
- Close to my heart
- AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
- A loving relationship is one
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?‚ “Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied. “But what will you live on?‚
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]
A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife' The maid smiled and said 'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
There is always a reason 4 everything A reason 2 live A reason 2 die A reason 2 cry, But if u can€™t find a reason to smile Can I be the reason 4 a while:)
You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Anything that happens is for a good reason & Anything that doesnt happen is only for very good reason Trust these words U'll love ur life.
You Are The Reason Of My Sleepless Night, You Are The Reason Of My Daydreaming, My Life Starts With Your Bright Sunny Smile, I Cannot End My Day Without Wishing You Goodnight. Wish You Last Good Night 2020
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Love is so strange.. sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!! and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..??
Thought for the day" Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it.
Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.
Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Sharabi ilzam sharab ko deta hai, aashiq ilzam shabab ko deta hai. Koi nahi karta qabul apni bhul, kanta bhi ilzam gulab ko deta hai
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
5 Love Facts 1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body. -It's not love, it's a LUST 2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life. -it's not love, it's and admiration 3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave. -it's not love, it's PITY. 4-If it's […]
I'm sorry Sweetheart. . But Sometimes, I get jealous thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could. I guess its my insecurities acting up. Because I know, I'm not the beautiful, smartest, or most fun and exciting. But, I do know that, No matter how long you look....you'll never find someone that […]
A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy. They are people who think that you are better than them.
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Always b the reason of some1's HAPPINESS never b just a part of it b a part of some1's SADNESS never be the reason for it.
Forgetting friend is a Crime Ignoring them is a Shame Liking them is a Pleasure Thinking of them is a Necessity & disturbing them 'Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!'
He is Selfish, But 0nly Because He Wants You For Himself. He Gets Jealous Easily, But 0nly Because He Wants To Be The 0nly 0ne Around You. He Doesnt Want Any 0ther Guys To Be With You, But 0nly Because He's Afraid 0f Losing You. He's All That, But 0nly Because Hes Madly In Love […]
If u like my SMS, it means I'm smart If you save, U agree I'm smart If u forward, U spread that I'm smart & If u delete, u r jealous, because I'm smart.
Tears are silent langage of LOVE, When tears come with reason means u got some problem, But when tears come without reason means u r in LOVE.
Someone asked a women r u a working woman or a housewife? Her answer , "yes i am a ful time working housewife, I work 24 hours a day... I am an alarm clock,a cook, a maid,a teacher,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a security officer,a counsellor and a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick leave or […]
Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!! You Know Why? Because..... You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a […]