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Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can't believe u did that!
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
- Yeh samjhlo k dil tootne ka khel hai
- Smile meanings
- 6 truths of life
- Girls r like phones
- Mental hospital is not so far
- 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
- Change their party for principles
- 1% of women under medication for mental illness
- 143 means ???
- I can't give you a job.
- That means I must have really escaped.
- Prove you were not overspeeding
- Truth never cause anger
- Easter says
- Roses are famous for grace,
- 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy
- Chances of my recovering?
- KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
- Your Ears May Hear Lies
- The best time of your life
- Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sakey
- Humari ghaltion ko bhulaate rehna
- A single lie,doubt all over truth
- Nice line for true relation
- Smile On Your Face
- When your friend lies to you
- Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai
- Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies
- How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
- Ek Khushi ki chaah main
- In search of a perfect person
- R u deaf?
Jisne humko chaha,use hum chah na sake. Jisko chahte the,use hum pa na sake. Yeh samjhlo k dil tootne ka khel hai, kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy
6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid […]
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party.
Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!
143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p
The Truth Should Never Cause Anger , If It Does Then You Are Living A Lie
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.
Roses are famous for grace, advocates are famous for case, horses are famous for race, but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna GHAM ko dil se aazad karna Bas itni guzaarish hai aapse k ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad zaroor karna
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Your Ears May Hear Lies.. But Your Eyes Will Always See The Truth !!
The best time of ur life are those when u say "YES" i m fine, & u know that someone would look into your eyes & say "ENOUGH,now tell the truth!"
Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sakey, Jisko chaha, usay hum paa na sakey, Yeh samajh lo dil tutney ka khel hai, Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
Humari galatiyon ko bhulaate rehna, Zindagi bhar dosti nibhaate rehna. Agar hum na chal sake aap ke saath to aap hi kadam se kadam milaate rehna.
A Single Lie Discovered... Is Enough To Create Doubt Over , Every Truth Expressed. . . ~Author Unknown
A very short but very nice line for a true relation- "Hurt me with the truth, But Never comfort me with a lie."
Rose is Famous 4 Grace... Advocate is Famous 4 his Case... Horses r Famous 4 Race... But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face...! have a nice day
When ur friend lies to you, Its not his fault! Actually its your's.. Bcoz you didn't give him the proper space to tell the truth..! ('Shakespeare')
Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai, Khushi jise mile wohi Rota hai, Umar bhar saath nibha na sake jo, Jaane kyun Pyaar ussi se hota hai.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, I will always value u deep within my heart!
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]
Ek Khushi ki chaah mai har khushi se dur huye hum... Kisi se kuch keh bhi na sake itne majbur huye hum.. Na aayi unhe nibhaani pyar mai wafaa... Aur jamaane ki najar bewafa ke naam se mashur huye hum...
Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person You Don't Loose A True One, Because Perfection Is Fantasy & Truth Is Reality
I askd4Stone,u gv me statue I askd4Leaf,u gv me flwer I askd hanky2wipe my tears,u gv me ur hand Tell me the truth, are you deaf?