Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
Hindi Sardar SMS
Hindi Sardar SMS / Text Messages
Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai
(54 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
Loading...Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Car ki speed kion barha di
(46 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
2 sardar sit in a coffee shop
(52 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi"
2nd: "Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
Biwi pani se bohat darti hai
(304 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...
(42 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
(49 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si
Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
(37 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!