Hindi Sardar SMS / Text Messages

1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:)

Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I’m trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay