Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
Hindi Sardar SMS
Hindi Sardar SMS / Text Messages
1 takleef de skata hon?
(40 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
Loading...A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
Sardar on date with his girlfriend
(22 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)Loading...Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
(39 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley
(58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p
Sardar want to apply!
(29 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .."
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For This Job ..."
Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?
(27 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?
(24 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p