In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, […]
The sun shines so big & bright the day before we had a huge fight lets put that behind us on this day and really mean what we have to say open your heart & let the words be said otherwise i'll be living in your head