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1. Challenge 2 make your life a masterpiece

I challenge you to make your life a masterpiece. I challenge you to join the ranks of those people who live what they teach, who walk their talk. (Anthony Robbins)

2. Challenge to live for 24 hours

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]

3. What is my age?

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

4. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

5. Teacher And A Student

Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!

6. My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."

7. What happened in 1869?

Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

8. A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field" Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

9. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

10. Height of Good Luck ...!

Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

11. Question by a student !!

Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

12. I love you & You love your daughter

Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.

13. Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

14. At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

15. Tell me where is God

Teacher: If u tel me where is God? I'l reward u 100 rupees. Student: but I'll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!

16. What we get on 15th August?

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday

17. Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

18. Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

19. Most important source of finance

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

20. Every Teacher Teach To Love Nation on Republic Day

Let Every Teacher Teach The Student How To Love This Nation, Let Every Parent Instill In His Or Her Sons And Daughters The Beauty Of Our Nation. Happy Republic Day.

21. Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

22. Students r not cheaters

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

23. Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

24. A person who keeps on talking...

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

25. I will not overspeed

Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit Please let me go, I am a teacher. A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.

26. Principal shock, student rocks

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE" Principal shock...! Student rocks....! B-)

27. 'The POLITE Way to PEE!

''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]

28. A Good / Best Teacher is who ....

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

29. Use + - / * to solve it

Question: 4___4___4___4 = 20 Use +, -, /, * To Solve It. It's A Challenge... Reply The Answer.

30. I am the ninth letter

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I". Kashif: I is ...... TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am." Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

31. Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

32. Let us keep ourself challenging

Most of us never reach the level of achievement of which we are capable because we don't challenge ourselves . . . let us keep ourself challenging.

33. Santa & Mathematical conversion

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!