Girlfriend said i'm pregnant

Funny SMS

Girlfriend: Baby,
I'm Pregnant.
What Do You Want It To Be?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boyfriend: A Joke.

Related SMS

  1. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

    2. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]

  2. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

    3. Girlfriend sends a Fanaa-style romantic couplet about her love consuming her boyfriend — the consuming is entirely financial. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

  3. GirlFriend asked what is love

    4. GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]

  4. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

    5. A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

  5. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    6. A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]

  6. Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

    7. A boy asks his friend what birthday gift to get his beautiful girlfriend, and the friend has a very different idea. Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

  7. My Girlfriend Told Me

    8. My Girlfriend Told Me If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift She Would Burn It So I Bought her A Candle :P

  8. 1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

    9. One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

  9. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    10. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  10. Girlfriend & police

    11. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

  11. Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

    12. A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Paining ??? . . . No !! . . . Then ??? . . . Spelling Mistake !!! :O

  12. Give me another Girlfriend..!!

    13. Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

  13. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    14. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  14. Want to surprise your girlfriend?

    15. Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p

  15. Happy Hug Day to girlfriend..

    16. ()__() ( . . ) BEAR ( ‘ ” ‘ ) HUG!! (_)-(_) Happy Hug Day to my dear girlfriend..

  16. I am your girlfriend is ....

    17. I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day

  17. Happy Promise Day Sms for Girlfriend

    18. Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about thinking of the girlfriend every moment, day and night, and living painfully without her. Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon. Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon. Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon Yaad […]

  18. Happy New Year Messages & Prayers for Girlfriend

    19. Texting your girlfriend at midnight, or the morning after? Pick a romantic, short, prayerful or long-distance New Year message below, add her name or the nickname only you use, and send. Romantic New Year messages for your girlfriend On this New Year my wishes and prayers are only for you. God bless u & may […]

  19. Rose Day Messages for Girlfriend, Wife, Crush and Friends

    20. Rose Day falls on 7 February, the first day of Valentine Week. Here are messages to send with a rose, or instead of one, to your girlfriend, wife, crush or best friend. Rose Day messages for girlfriend Everything about you is interesting,your smile, your laughter, your beauty,your scent and your company.I always think of you […]

  20. We will buy new wedding wring

    21. Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

  21. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

    22. A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice. Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

  22. Rose Day Message For BoyFriend/GirlFriend

    23. Can You Imagine The World Without Roses? It Won’t Be The Same Because An Important Part Of Its Beauty Will Be Lacking That Is What My Life Would Be Without You Happy Rose Day.

  23. Sunday Message for Wife / GirlFriend

    24. Make This Sunday A Very Lazy One Lie In Bed Late If You Want To And Forget About The Chores. Forget The Fast Lane And Take It Easy Today. Have A Great Sunday!

  24. Difference between stress, tension & panic

    25. 3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant

  25. Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

    26. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

  26. Improvements made in you

    27. After Our Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You:P"

  27. My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

    28. A kindergarten joke about a boy who covers his ears when his girlfriend starts speaking. In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She […]

  28. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

    29. A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist. Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

  29. Having a BF or GF is not LOVE

    30. Having a BoyFriend or GirlFriend is not LOVE But... Having someone in your life on whom You have blind faith that Even if you hurt them to the extreme They will still hold your hand & say "I was, I am, n I will ALWAYS be yours..." That's Love, That's Life

  30. ECG if you go out ..

    31. An ECG chart comparison for going out with wife, girlfriend, and getting caught. ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend... /________

  31. Always Be Like A Baby

    32. Always Be Like A Baby Because The Baby Does not know About its Past As Well its Future But He Enjoys Every Second of His Life.....!!!

  32. Happy Halloween

    33. A black baby was given a set of wings by God. The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel". God laughed and replied, "Nah niggah u is a bat!" Happy Halloween

  33. Beware of unknown number

    34. Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]