Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy […]
I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP? I can SING on Any STAGE Can you SING in COMA-STAGE? I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP? I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE Can You […]
A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
When I got enough confidence, The stage was gone. When I was sure of losing, I won. When I needed people the most, They left me. When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on. When I mastered the skill of hating, Somebody started loving me. That's Life!!!! Enjoy life.....!
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Sometimes our friends are angry and it's because of our own mistakes, and when we realize it we feel that we should say sorry, at this stage the problem of how to say sorry arises. For that reason we have compiled a nice list of sorry sms, apology sms, sorry message, sorry quotes, and some […]
For those who have been cheated and got their heart broken, we have compiled Broken Heart SMS Collection, Broken heart messages and broken heart text.If you have poetic taste you may be interested in broken heart quotes, broken heart poems and broken heart poetry.
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]
I Can See You In My Hands. Whenever I Join Them To Pray. Ur Face Is One Of Those Who Live In My Heart. Because Our ReLation Is From Heart To Heart, Not SMS To SMS." So, Whenever I Don't Message You Don't Think That I Have Forgotten You... I Remember U Every Time In […]
U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul I'll never leave U & never wanna U let go U r d beat of my heart d 1 that make me sing d 1 who makes me smile & I never seem to cry U r d beat of my heart d 1 […]
7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart: 1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely 2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body 3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout 4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure 5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol 6-Holding […]