Humor Quote by Stephen Colbert

“The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Have nuts and be nuts.”

— Criss Jami

“Politics is the 2'nd oldest Profession. The one you get what we paid for. And the other one WE GET SCREWED!”

— Ron Rinna

“Politics had eaten away at people's heads until they in turn had begun to devour one another.”

— Basma Abdel Aziz

“I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in my eggs, no matter how scrambled I like them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Everything begins in mystery and ends in politics.”

— Charles Péguy

“A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.
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— Jarod Kintz

“There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing”

— Harriet Beecher Stowe

“What happens when politics becomes something a person *has*, rather than something people *do together* as a shared practice?”

— Carla Bergman

“I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything about politics?”

— Jarod Kintz

“The political spectrum is not a straight, bi-polar line. It's a circle.”

— T. Rafael Cimino

“Economy is the bone, politics is the flesh, watch who they beat and who they eat.”

— Marge Piercy