Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is what I’m voting for for President. And guess what? If you’re voting for a Republican or Democrat, so are you.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be lodged inside a home to provide comfort, stability, hope, change, and audacity. Oh gosh! Sorry about the last three—I was…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a blanket, if you’re a roach or politician. Warmth can be so crushing at times.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems ridiculous, but I’ve always wanted a brother who…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick, with its rigid conformity, could be used as a model for how the government wants its citizens to be treated. Every brick…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick has eight edges and six sides. That’s nearly as many sides as a politician takes when discussing a binary issue.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to paint a mural of your favorite politician. It doesn’t matter how accurate it is, just so long as…

— Jarod Kintz