Humor Quote by George Carlin

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“I can tell you this, you never say no to the opportunity to piss, to eat, or to get an half-hour's shut eye...”

— Neil Gaiman

“Not sure why you have to show me now, but okay. I'll just tell my penis to take a few hours off, go get…

— Toni Blake

“Oh, most think he's barking, the potty wee lad, but some are more kindly and think he's just sad, but Peevesy knows better and…

— J.K. Rowling

“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size…

— Karina Halle

“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss…

— Elle Casey

“You could allow a gentleman the privacy of his piss.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“A pissant does his best to make you feel like a boob all the time.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I’m even here, in…

— Tere Michaels

“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

— George R.R. Martin

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“You rise from your bed every day on two strong legs and can think only to complain that someone once spoke harshly to you.”

— Deanna Raybourn