SMS / Text Messages

Quran ka mojza

Roman Urdu SMS on a Quranic numerical fact: the ratio of land to sea matches modern science, stated 1,400 years earlier.

Quran ka mojza
Lafz "Al-bar" yani "Zameen"
Quran pak main 13 baar aaya hay.
Or
Lafz "AL-Bahar" Yani "Samandar"
32 bar aaya hay.
Total 13+32=45
Zameeni Elaqa:13/45x100=28.89%
Samandri Elaqa: 32/45x100=71.11%

Yani dunia main 28.89 % zameen hay
or 71.11 % samandar hay.
Khushki or pani ka bilkul yahi ratio
aaj ki jadeed science ne daryaft kia hay.
Lekin QURAN PAK ne
1400 saal pehle ye ratio bata dia.

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho

Roman Urdu quote attributed to Hazrat Ali (R.A): sincere regret over a sin outweighs a good deed done with pride.

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,
Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai
jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye".
(Hazra Ali R.A)

Namaz ki shaan

Roman Urdu description of what happens spiritually when someone stands for prayer — angels gather and mercy descends like clouds overhead. Reverent in tone.

Namaaz ki shaan

Jab tum namaz k liye khare hote ho
to sir se asman tak rahmat-e-ilahi
ghata ban k cha jati hai,
farishtay charon taraf jama ho jate hain.
Ek farishta pukarta hai k
ay namazi agar tu dekh lay k
tere samnay kon hai or tu kis se bat ker raha hai to
Allah ki qasam tu qayamat tuk salam na phere.

Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai

Roman Urdu verses pairing physical health with prayer, mental clarity with dhikr, and inner peace with Durood. Calm and devotional.

Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,

NAMAZ Kia hai?

Roman Urdu SMS breaking down each letter of 'Namaz' into a spiritual meaning, from moral growth to nearness to Allah. Mnemonic and earnest in tone.

NAMAZ Kia hai?
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N=Nekion mai izafa
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A=Aakhirat mai nijaat
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M=MOHAMMAD (S.A.W) ki sunnat
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A=Allah ki raza
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Z=Zaria-e-qurbat-e-ELAHI.
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NAMAZ na choro.

Stay bless on lohri

Humorous English Lohri SMS 'arresting' the reader for success and 'sentencing' them to a lifetime of prosperity — no bail granted.

I wish U collide wid GOD's ABUNDANTBLESSING.
Get arrested by SUCCESS
&
sentenced 2 a LIFE OF PROSPERITY-
No bail granted.stay blessed
HAPPY LOHRI .

Rango mein ghuli ladki ...

Playful/flirty Hindi Holi poem about a girl drenched in pink, and a pink handkerchief from last year still keeping her memory alive.

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Delay in punish

Roman Urdu advice from Hazrat Ali (R.A): delay punishing someone until your anger has fully cooled down.

Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hy K

"Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak K
Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye..."

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

Two Sardars find two bombs and debate safe delivery to the police — their solution is technically honest, just not in the conventional sense.

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

1 machar ko marne se

An SMS guilt-trip comparing stingy messaging to mosquito hunting: killing one bug does not make you a hunter, and two texts won't break the bank.

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Roman Urdu SMS about loneliness and longing, with a Punjabi aside explaining that 'vele' means lazy — the sender's self-described state waiting for the beloved.

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Wo kia cheez hay

A riddle about the one thing a wife never gives her husband no matter how many times he asks — the answer is sukoon, peace.

Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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Guess??
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Come on yar?
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Sakoon