A Sardar spots a police station's Wanted poster for serious crimes and goes inside to ask about applying for the listed position.
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .."
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For This Job ..."
Roman Urdu note on saying the name 'Muhammad' aloud — the lips naturally meet twice in the process. Warm and observational.
"Muhammad"
Kitna piyaara naam hai moo
Se pura nikalta nahi
Aur
Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa
Chum laite hain.
(try it)!
A romantic-sounding yearning SMS that ends by comparing the sender's longing to a snake charmer waiting for his monkey to perform.
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
Punjabi verse about betrayal by those believed to be one's own: the speaker assumed the whole gathering was family, until it hurt.
Sochia c mehfal sadi a,
sab mehfal wale sade ne.
asi jaat paat ton ki laina,
sab gore kale sade ne.
Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de
viswash banaye haar gye.
Asi apne jina nu kehnde c
sanu ohi ik din maar gye.
Short Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A): if sustenance came from intelligence, the foolish and animals would not survive — rizq comes from Allah.
Agar rizq
aqal-o-danish se milta
tou jaanwar aur
bewaqoof zinda hii na
rehte ...
(Hazrat Ali r.a.)
A Sardar heat joke where the solution to feeling uncomfortably warm while sitting beside an air conditioner is to consider turning it on.
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
Read Carefully And Get The Meaning
"Minimum Love is Friendship"
&
"Maximum Friendship is Love"
Strange But True.. !!
A gentle push to go be with people who actually love you. For when someone needs reminding they don't have to go through life alone.
You cant hug yourself,
You can't cry on your own shoulder,
Life is all about living for one another,
So live with those
Who love you most.
This is a friendship bridge
when you are sad and lonely
just cross this bridge
on the other side of this bridge
always and all the tie I am waiting for you.
Plays up a friend's sad expression and teary eyes as deep concern — then diagnoses it as an iodine deficiency and prescribes table salt.
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai....
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!
Feelings are always the same
Saying it could be in different ways,
Some say it directly are called 'LOVERS'
Some write them on paper & are called 'POETS' =)
(*) Happy Valentines Day (*)
Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing,
but a smile from U.