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Zakham + You = Marham,
Tanhai¯Â¿Â½+ You = Mehfil,
Tears¯Â¿Â½+ You = Smile,
Raasta¯Â¿Â½+ You = Manzil,
Nothing¯Â¿Â½+ You = Everything,
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Zakham + You = Marham,
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Funny Promise Day Sms Message
Chahty Hain Wo Hum Sy Waisi Chahat Ka Wada!
Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon Max,
Ghuly Km Or Chaly Ziada
Happy Promise Day
Happy Lohri to one and all!
May this festival of zeal and verve
fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm
and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity
to you and your loved ones.
Happy Lohri to one and all!
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
Wow! itni lambi celebration
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Ishq bande di jaat o loko
Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
te yari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
je ek vich dena painda sir
te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.
Doosti mausam nahi jo
Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai,
Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai,
Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay.
Jo totay to kuch bhi nahin.......
Lohri wish karega kab?
*_H_A_P_P_Y_*
*_L_O_H_R_I_*
(IN ADVANCE)
Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab..
Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??
Me ja ja jovu hu
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
Sardar on date with his girlfriend
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
Hadees-e-paak
Hadis-e-Pak
"Sadqa gunahon ko is tarah khatam
kar daita hai jis tarah
pani aag ko buja daiti hai"
(TIRMIZI)