Warm English Lohri SMS wishing the festival fills the reader's life with energy, enthusiasm, and good fortune.
May this festival of zeal and verve
fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm
and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity
to you and your loved ones.
Happy Lohri to one and all!
Funny Holi SMS catching the reader out: all that silence and distance, and now on top of that you've stopped bathing before Holi?
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
A wife points out a man still drinking who she once refused — her husband's single-word reaction reframes the whole ten years in an instant.
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
A Munna Bhai double-bad-news joke where the worse piece of information is not the prognosis — it's how long he's been trying to deliver it.
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Punjabi verse on love and friendship as a person's core identity and religion, each one demanding a total surrender of body and soul.
Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
te yari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
je ek vich dena painda sir
te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.
A lyrical Roman Urdu friendship message contrasting what friendship is not with what it truly is: something as essential as breathing.
Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai,
Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai,
Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay.
Jo totay to kuch bhi nahin.......
Funny advance Hindi/Punjabi Lohri SMS quoting Kabir's verse about not waiting, then applying it urgently to Lohri wishes.
*_H_A_P_P_Y_*
*_L_O_H_R_I_*
(IN ADVANCE)
Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab..
Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??
Playful Gujarati-Hindi Holi SMS about seeing a colorful face everywhere you look — the festival of colors doing its work.
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced."
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
Roman Urdu single hadith from Tirmizi: charity wipes out sin the way water extinguishes fire.
Hadis-e-Pak
"Sadqa gunahon ko is tarah khatam
kar daita hai jis tarah
pani aag ko buja daiti hai"
(TIRMIZI)
Punjabi SMS of affection asking 'makhna' (sweetheart) to stay happy, not break hearts, and never stop sending texts.
O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,
Mgar sms karrna na chadna
A poetic Roman Urdu meditation on what friendship is not — not seasonal, not temporary, not ash — but breath itself.
Dosti mausam nahi,
apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye.
dosti sawan nahi,
toot k barse aur tham jaye.
dosti aag nahi
sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye.
dosti aftab nahi
chamke aur dob jaye,
dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay.
dosti to saans hai
jo chale to sab kuch hai,
jo toot jaye to kuch bhi nahi.