Punjabi verse arguing that if people had two hearts, losing one to a careless lover would not hurt so badly.
Do dil hone chahide see rabba nitin de shareer vich,
Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha,
Per tainu ta kahiye,je tera vee koi dildaar hondha,
Te oh tera dil todeda,te mere jeha haal hondha.
A string of poetic images — youth, wine, the veil, the rose — before the final line abruptly calls the SMS reader a frog in a pond.
Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”
A warm, near-reverent Roman Urdu tribute calling friendship a divine gift — the cure for sorrow and the heartbeat of life on earth.
Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!
Sad Roman Urdu Promise Day shayari about someone who left saying they would only appear in dreams — a promise that ended everything.
Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge
Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee
Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge
Happy Promise Day
Playful Punjabi Lohri SMS announcing that a truck loaded with moongfali, reori, bhugga, and gachak is on its way.
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e truck Mugfali,Reori,
bhugge te Gachak load krwa k bhej Riha haan,la lena
(HAPPY LOHRI)
Funny Holi SMS wrapped in a familiar Bollywood song before a dry final line: go home now or you will catch a cold.
Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to zukaam lag jayega.
A Sardar and his son get lost in the jungle — the Sardar beats the boy and delivers advice that only makes sense on very slow reflection.
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember.
Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."
Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat...
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"
Opens with flattery about your name being posted on every wall and door in town — then reveals what those posters actually say about you.
Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
Punjabi verse of devotion: the speaker will burn like a moth and ask death to pause for one last glance at the beloved.
Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.
jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
thehar sannu jandi vaari ''yaar''vekh lain de.
A playful Roman Urdu equation turning every hardship into something manageable, simply by adding a good friend to the mix.
Zakham + You = Marham,
Tanhai + You = Mehfil,
Tears + You = Smile,
Raasta + You = Manzil,
Nothing + You = Everything,
Me + You = A gr8 story of " FRIENDSHIP "
Zakham + You = Marham,
Funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS comparing a lover's excessive demands to a popular detergent: very low lather, very long distance.
Chahty Hain Wo Hum Sy Waisi Chahat Ka Wada!
Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon Max,
Ghuly Km Or Chaly Ziada
Happy Promise Day