Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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Guess??
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Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon

"Muhammad"

Kitna piyaara naam hai moo
Se pura nikalta nahi
Aur
Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa
Chum laite hain.

(try it)!

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

Agar rizq
aqal-o-danish se milta
tou jaanwar aur
bewaqoof zinda hii na
rehte ...

(Hazrat Ali r.a.)

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

You cant hug yourself,
You can't cry on your own shoulder,
Life is all about living for one another,
So live with those
Who love you most.

This is a friendship bridge
when you are sad and lonely
just cross this bridge
on the other side of this bridge
always and all the tie I am waiting for you.