SMS / Text Messages

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

Punjabi verse about first love preserved in a dried flower found inside an old book, its scent still arriving through the pages.

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.

Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha

A playful friendship SMS asking where you would go when the sky needs sleep and the sea needs hiding — the answer is always your best friend.

Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha,
dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha,
sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha,
ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.

INSAN ka IMTEHAN

Roman Urdu hadith from Ibn Majah: the severity of each person's trial matches the strength of their faith, with Prophets tested most harshly.

Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya:
"INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay,
Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai,
To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai,
Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY,
Phir NAIK LOGON K,
phir in say kum DARJAY walon k."
(Ibne_Majah,H:4023)

FEELiNG is a painting never spoil it

Treats feelings, face, love and friendship like four things you should never break or fake.

"FEELiNG"is a painting never spoil it
"FACE"is a book try to read it
"LOVE" is precious be ready to sacrifice for it
"FRiENDSHiP" is a mirror never"break" it.

Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

A Sardar insomnia exchange where the prescribed cure for not being able to sleep is simply to decide to sleep instead of waiting.

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

Aqal kia hoti hai?

Sky and ocean each offer a grand definition of intelligence, and the recipient's response to the question proves they have none of it.

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

Sardar 2 doctor

A Sardar tells his doctor he can't see people when talking — and the symptom turns out to describe a feature common to every phone call.

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho

Roman Urdu reminder that those connected to Allah never truly fail; real failure belongs to those whose hopes are pinned on other people.

Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho
wo nakam nahin hota,

Nakaam wo hota hai jis ki umidain
duniya walon se wabista hon.
.....Think....

Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai

A backhanded-compliment chain that rules out calling the recipient the moon, the sun, or even a monkey — each for increasingly unflattering reasons.

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun...
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

Jab say tumhain jana hai,

Every prayer includes the recipient's name — not out of affection, but to ask the Almighty what kind of specimen He managed to create.

Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,

Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

Bari fursat mein banaya hoga

An insult dressed as a compliment: people say God took His time making you — because, as the SMS explains, idle work only gets done in leisure.

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... "
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

Bas ek hi khayal aata hai

A dramatic, drawn-out buildup to one obsessive recurring thought — which turns out to be wondering what soap the recipient uses.

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!