Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

A woman is like a tea bag --
you never know how strong she is
until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happy Women's Day

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul,
I have not yet been able to answer the great question
that has never been answered:
What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

While v were learning to speak,
our mom understood everythng v tried to say.
Today v speak a lot & claim "mom,u don't understand!"
How life changes.N so do WE..
Love & Respect all Women (mother, sister, friend, etc)