The history of all times and of today especially,
teaches that women will be forgotten
if they forget to think about themselves
-- Louise Otto

Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty -- Rudyard Kipling

On women's day,
I'm thinking about the special ways you have made my life better.
The little things, the not-so-little things...
Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me.
You make my world .

The willingness to listen,
the patience to understand,
the strength to support,
the heart to care & just to be there..
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Women's Day!

A sardar joke about matching odd socks — he has another pair just like them.

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.

"WOMEN have strengths that amazes man..
she can handle trouble & carry heavy burdens..
she holds happiness, love & opinions.."

Happy Womens Day