SMS / Text Messages

How can you make seven even?

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!

che saqi okro azan pa mekhana ke..

Hasy paty shom hairan pa mekhana ke,
che me waledal shekhan pa mekhana ke,
za ba waly iqamat warpasy nakram,
che saqi okro azan pa mekhana ke..

Sardar proposed a girl......

Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

Women's Day is celebrated on 8th March every year, originally this day was dedicated for working women. Sharing women's day greetings by sms messages, quotes, emails with colleages for the celebration. We have gathered here women's day messages, women's day wishes, women's day quotes, funny women's day jokes, women's day greetings for everyone. Happy Women's Day 2020 to All :-) keep sharing & keep liking.

Happy Women's Day For Friends

For all the times you've brought a smile and made my days seem brighter.
For sharing ups and downs with me and making my burdens lighter.
For doing the caring things that make a special friend.
Your frienfship is a joy.
I wish it never ends!

Happy Women's Day My Dear Friend!

A child uses its thumb 2 chew

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms