SMS / Text Messages

So I Am Texting You..:P :P

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?

Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.

Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
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Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death

Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death

"Today is the black day of my life
and same for Pakistan
because I lost my princess colleague
and
Pakistan lost her Pakistani."

- Bill Gates.

HI YAY EXAM

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Taxi driver to sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo