Sweet Women's Day MSG
You are as sweet inside as out. Hope your day is as sweet as you are!
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Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut
A sardar orders pizza cut in four, not eight — because he can not eat eight pieces.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Great Women's Day SMS
By and large,
mothers and housewives are the only workers
who do not have regular time off.
They are the great vacation-less class.
Last chance to run away
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!
Scientific formula of water by sardar
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Beautiful message for womens day
A beautiful woman must expect
to be more accountable for her steps,
than one less attractive.
Happy Women's Day
Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Woman is like a tea bag
A woman is like a tea bag --
you never know how strong she is
until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Happy Women's Day
Kept the door open while bathing
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.
What does a woman want?
Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul,
I have not yet been able to answer the great question
that has never been answered:
What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760