Women's guess described by Rudyard Kipling
Woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty -- Rudyard Kipling
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"
Special ways 2 make my life better
On women's day,
I'm thinking about the special ways you have made my life better.
The little things, the not-so-little things...
Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me.
You make my world .
Beauty of the Lady
The willingness to listen,
the patience to understand,
the strength to support,
the heart to care & just to be there..
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Women's Day!
Women has many roles 2 play
She has many roles 2 play:Mother,Sister,Daughter,Friend & so on.
Every legend was born of her pain!,
'WoMeN's DaY!'
Pair of strange socks
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
Womens have strengths
"WOMEN have strengths that amazes man..
she can handle trouble & carry heavy burdens..
she holds happiness, love & opinions.."
Happy Womens Day
It is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings
I'm a PAPER,
u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don't throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.
Happy Women's Day for all girls / womens
We are cute daughters,
we are sweet sisters,
we are lovely lovers,
we are darling wives,
we are adorable mothers,
we are source of strength,
we are WOMEN!
Happy Women's Day!
Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Funny Women's Day Messages
You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
&
Finally
.
.
.
Wife....WOW..!