Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Feel special,
unique,
on top of the world..

its your day!!
Happy Womens Day my girl

Pa har cha chi da dunya ghamona dair shi.
Naway naway ashna gori zor try hir shi.
Ta khafa na she za khapl ashna ta wayam
Che me khva ta ranizde shi ghaly tairshe

Pira muhabat chi di sok na mani,
Maa garza bya dasi lewano sara,
Sook chi darta gori pa khuwago strgo,
Zaan warta logi kra spelano sara.

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"

Receiptionist: "One second sir....".

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Hasy paty shom hairan pa mekhana ke,
che me waledal shekhan pa mekhana ke,
za ba waly iqamat warpasy nakram,
che saqi okro azan pa mekhana ke..

A sardar proposes to an older girl and solves the age gap with flawless logic.

Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

Che qabar la me rashe no jarega ratha ma,
ma tol umr jarali sta yawi khanda da para..!