A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.

Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu

Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana humari majboori hai,

Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai.

Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.

life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.

Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.

Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Aapke sms ko Ehsaan mante hai,
Jawab dena emaan mante hai,

Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai,
Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai.

"Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D