SMS / Text Messages

Friendship begins with

Words begin with ....A....B....C....
Number begin with....1....2....3....
Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....
BUT....?
FRIENDSHIP begins with....'
'You&Me''

kub yaad kartay hain ?

Roman Urdu verse about wanting others' happiness while sitting in wait, wondering when the person being thought of will send a message.

Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain,
Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain,

Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain,
Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

If Some Throw

if someone throw stone towards u ,
throw love towards him.
but if some1 throw love towards u ,
then sit 4 a while &
think cause love hurts u more than stone.

Lips pe infection

A woman tells her doctor her lips are infected — the doctor's diagnosis and his reasoning are both fairly unkind.

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

1 memon or arbi

A funny Roman Urdu motivational story where a generous act earns a Mercedes, only for the final twist to make everyone question everything.

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna...!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

I'll be living in your head

The sun shines so big & bright
the day before we had a huge fight

lets put that behind us on this day
and really mean what we have to say

open your heart & let the words be said
otherwise i'll be living in your head

Muskurao or hanso dil se

ASCII art SMS using block-letter arrangements to spell out 'Muskurao' (smile) and 'Hanso' (laugh), urging the reader to do both from the heart.

—"/”"”l
l USKURAO
l__l’v'l__l

OR

!”‘”!_!’””!
! _ ANSO
!__! !__!

Har Pal

l”"”"/
l D )
L___ IL SE

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush's dog decides he's had enough and makes a dramatic political statement while sinking — a slapstick jab at cohabitation and loyalty.

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D