Save treed on paper
Definition of Human being by a philosopher:
A creature that cuts trees
and makes paper,
and on those papers
writes
"SAVE TREES"
Definition of Human being by a philosopher:
A creature that cuts trees
and makes paper,
and on those papers
writes
"SAVE TREES"
Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay,
Raat bhar chand k hamrah chala karte the,
Dekh k jo hamain chup chap guzar jata hai,
Kabhi is shakhs sey hum pyar kiya karte the.
Dear Guys,
May your life be as awesome
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-D
Dear Girls,
May your life not be as bad
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-P
Muskuratay hoi ankhon main sanam aatay hain,
Aap kia janain kahan say mere gham aatay hain,
Aap ko hum say pyar main shikayat kia ho gi,
Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain...
Apnon k sitam hamsay bataye nahin jatay,
Yeh hadsay woh hain jo samjhaye nahin jatay,
Aik umer ki koshish say bhula di hay teri yaad,
Laikin teri yaad k sayai nahin jaatay...
Aapke khayalon say fursat nahi milti,
hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti...
mil to jata hai sab kuch..
bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.
Life would be so much easier
If everyone had the same
mobile phone charger:-P
koi Book aesi milti jis pey Dil luta dety,
Her subject ney demagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dety,
Ab sylabus dekh ker ye sochten hain k,
1 maheena or hota to anni paa dety
Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya,
Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya,
Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham,
Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona aaya...
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& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
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Unki tasveer ko seenay se laga lete hain,
is tarah judai ka gham mita lete hain,
kisi tara kabhi unka ziker ho jaye to,
bheegi palko ko juka lete hain..
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi