Tumhari hansi ki ek nazar yaad aati hay,
Zindagi ki har shaam subah nazar aati hay,

Jab say daikha hay tujhey dil ki aankhon say,
Har shakal bus teri hi nazar aati ha..

Practical advice for slapping annoying people — blame the mosquito.

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

ye dosti ke rishte bhi kitne ajeeb hote hai...
sab apne apne naseeb hote hain..

rahtey hain jo nigaho se door..
wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain

Arz hai:
Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya,
mai dewana ho gaya,chand badalo mai kho gaya,

maine badal hatne ka intjar kiya,
tabtak chand kisi aur ka ho gaya..

Corporate Lessons

"We will do it"
Means
"U will do it."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."

"We r a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."

"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."

"All the best "
Means
"U r in trouble." :)

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...

Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain...
kuch begane kuch apne hain...

na jane kya KASHISH hay in khayalon main...
woh ghair hoke bhi kitne apne hain...