Aye khuda teri mehfil me
haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,

sambhalay rakhna us amanat ko
jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.

('_')

Graduation speech:

I would like to thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft Office and
The one who invented copy paste!

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
.
.
.
They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
Sent msgs,
And "browser history" :p

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Is qadar hamari chahat ka imtehan na lijiye,
Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye..

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayai hum say khata,
Youn khamosh reh kar hamain saza na dijiye....

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I'll help u (:

If u don't hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I'll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain ...

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!