Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins?

Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

Yeh sach hai k Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar..
insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hain..

Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle..
Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.

A
girl's
best
asset
is
her
'Lie'Ability"

Pee hay sharab her gali her may khanay say,
Aik dosti si ho gayai hay sharab k jaam say,

Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say k,
Nafrat si ho gayai hay mohabbat k naam say...

How to impress a girl

>Respect Her
>Honour Her
>Love Her
>Protect Her
>Care For Her

How to Impress a boy

>Just smile once
>Game over

Scratch & Win ..
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Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

Jub jab aap say milnay ki umid nazar ayai,
Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai,

Gir paray aason aakhon say or,
her ek aasun main aap ki tasveer nazar ayai