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Agar zuban pey sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To

Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota,
Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota,

Agar zuban pey sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To,
Muskura key sar hi hila diya hota..

Friendship begins with

Words begin with ....A....B....C....
Number begin with....1....2....3....
Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....
BUT....?
FRIENDSHIP begins with....'
'You&Me''

If Some Throw

if someone throw stone towards u ,
throw love towards him.
but if some1 throw love towards u ,
then sit 4 a while &
think cause love hurts u more than stone.

Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

1 memon or arbi

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna...!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

I'll be living in your head

The sun shines so big & bright
the day before we had a huge fight

lets put that behind us on this day
and really mean what we have to say

open your heart & let the words be said
otherwise i'll be living in your head