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Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
Insult SMS / Text Messages
Pretty or Ugly ?
(81 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)
Loading...Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
(133 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!
Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
Your teeths r like stars
(87 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
Muskurati bohut ho
(88 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
U r like a coin
(114 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."
Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"
Boy: "No, Two Faced"
Read each word Reversely
(59 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Read each word Reversely:
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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
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6 truths of life
(142 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do
(56 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do
(37 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do
When somebody who is deeply in love
(64 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That's true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
I have lots of jokes in my inbox
(149 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"