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Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
Insult SMS / Text Messages
When somebody who is deeply in love
(64 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
Loading...When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That's true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
Pretty or Ugly ?
(81 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
I put my dog out of the window
(67 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'TWINS TWINS'
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
(133 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!
Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
Your teeths r like stars
(87 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
(67 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
A monkey has been severely injured
(65 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox
(149 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"
I love your smile
(290 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
Evil made a mother-in-law.
(73 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Muskurati bohut ho
(88 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!