List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
Insult SMS / Text Messages
I put my dog out of the window
(67 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
Loading...Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'TWINS TWINS'
Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
(67 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
A monkey has been severely injured
(65 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
(68 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
(39 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2
Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene
(205 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
International day for mentally disabled
(88 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have doneえええ
Why do men chase women?
(54 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
3 ways to break d mirror
(89 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...In 3 ways u can break d mirrorえ
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teethえ.
You are ULLU
(95 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Your network tariff has changed!
(61 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!