Insult SMS / Text Messages

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

Pretty or Ugly ?

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

Your teeths r like stars

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

Muskurati bohut ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

U r like a coin

Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"

Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely:

A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR

6 truths of life

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

When somebody who is deeply in love

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That's true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"