List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
Insult SMS / Text Messages
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
"You are so beautiful"
I Iove your smile becoz..
My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Ur 5 qualities:
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)