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What a shot you made - santa singh
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚
- Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
- An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward.
- Santa in court
- What is the full form of singh
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
- Salute Bhagat Singh on Republic Day
- Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
- An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
- Santa throw the butter out of the window?
- Santa & Mathematical conversion
- Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
- Santa's sexy wife
- Bachelor or Married again
- Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!
- Lion bounced on wife
- Life is 5 star
- Thats a lucky match stick
- When friendship break life falls
- Never break friendship
- Titanic was sinking.
- I will never marry in my life
- Cable T.V
- A Chini was in hospital.
- Drop of water falls in lake
- When you love someone
- Kissing ur wife in ur home....
- Sweetest gift of the world
- This is men's world
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
- Cut workload by 50%
- Christmas may be many things
- Love as if its never going to hurt.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]
An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. When life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means its going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.
SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
We Salute the Brave Souls of India Bhagat Singh Mahatma Gandhi Sarojini Naidu and Rabindranath Tagore on This Republic Day
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the REAL STAR
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your […]
When clouds break rain falls. When coconut break water falls. when love break tears falls but when friendship break life falls so never break friendship.
When clouds breaks rain fall. When coconut breaks water falls. When luv breaks tears falls. But wen friendshp breaks life falls completly So never break friendship..
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. so choose the best place where you would shine..
When u love someone, Its like reaching for the star .*. U know u cant reach them .*. But u keep trying Coz may be 1 day that star might fall for u .!.*.!.*.!
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."
I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world. But the postman shouted at me saying, Get out of the post box.
When a girl falls down She is helped by so Many people But When a boy falls down Everybody laughs When a girl licks Her lips She is thirsty When boy licks His lips He is tharki When a girl smiles She is considered cute When a boy smiles He is flirt Still people say […]
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them:p
Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; its watching U.
Dance as if no ones watching, Love as if its never going to hurt.