A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
What's the meaning of friendship? this is the close relationship...... in which we want to gossip........ it's the life ship......... b coz in life,friend's the ship...... frinds'r bound like jip. friendship's the life's success tip.
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy. lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian na muslims ko zinda jala dia. THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY OF MAKING MUSLIMS […]
GOOD OLD DAYS When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with five Kgs of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three packs of juices, packets of chocolates & candies You can't do that now. . . . . . . […]
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]
Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'