1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Hindi Santa Banta SMS
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Santa and his wife in office
(211 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
Loading...Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?
(233 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?
(140 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
(140 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)Loading...Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
LIPTON di chah hai?
(79 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?
(122 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Tumhari galat fahami hai
(130 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
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