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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS


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Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Santa, Kachha and parosan

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Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

posted in Hindi Misleading SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

LIPTON di chah hai?

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Santa and his wife in office

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Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k

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posted in Hindi Riddle SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS


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T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

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