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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS


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Santa and his wife in office

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Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k

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posted in Hindi Riddle SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Tumhari galat fahami hai

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS


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Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

posted in Hindi Santa Banta SMS

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