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1. I am your girlfriend is ....

I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day

2. 5 seconds of smile

If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful. Then just imagine if you keep always smiling how beautiful your life will be. So keep smiling !!!!!

3. U r beautiful,talented,amazing

‎You! Yes, you The one reading this. You are beautiful, talented, amazing and simply the best at being you. Never forget that.

4. Girls Logic

: Girls' Logic : > If He Is Not Online, He Must Be With That Bitch...!! . . . . > If He Is Online, He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p

5. Choosing Career Is Like

Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p

6. Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

7. Most and least romantic rhymes

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning Rhymes My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot […]

8. U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

9. Any relation does not need...

Any relation does not need Powerful Eyes, Cute voice and Lovely Face. It always needs a beautiful responsible Heart with affection forever..

10. When somebody who is deeply in love

When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That's true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind

11. Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

12. A smile is like a Sim card

A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile , A beautiful day is Activated ... Good morning & Keep smiling

13. An intelligent wife

''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P

14. Silent lips may avoid many problems

Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems, So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called "LIFE"

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

16. Joke kaisa laga ?

u r... A B C D E F G H I J K L A=Aachhe B=Briliant C=Cool D=Dashing E=Emotional F=Fantastic G=Great H=Hot I=Intelligent & JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.

17. Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai

I" M" A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime. Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

18. A cute love story

A cute Love Story: GIRL:M i Pretty? BOY:NO. Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me? BOY:NO. Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry? Boy:NO. Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry. Boy hold her Tight n said: U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL. I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U. Whn […]

19. What PAKISTAN means ?

Do you know what Pakistan means? No?? ok let me tell you P->Perfect A->Aimbitious K->Kool I->Islamic S->Super T->Talented A->Able N->Nation Happy Independence Day

20. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

21. I am on mission impossible

I'm on a mission! Mission to make u cute, 2 make u beautiful, 2 make u smart, 2 make u genious. . . . . in short. . . . MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

22. Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. when he smiled I realized. I'd passed it on to him! I thought about that smile, then I realized it's worth. a single smile just like […]

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

24. Who is dear & near friend...

Whos hot... Its U, Whos Charming... Its U, Whos Sweetest.. Its U, Whos Intelligent... Its U, Whos dear & near friend... Its U Whos a liar.. Its me

25. You are a DOG...

You are a DOG... D = Darling O = Of G = Girls Now u r smiling na? Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai

26. Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!

A Smile costs less than Electricity. But..... Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling..... & Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!

27. Meaning of Friendship : -

Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER R-------RESPONCIBLE I-------INTELLIGENT E-------EAGER TO MAIL N-------NICE D-------DIVINE S-------SIMPLE H-------HEARTLY I-------INTERSTED P-------PEACEFUL

28. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

29. D best & most beautiful things

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart Good morning and have a beautiful day :-)

30. God is making a beautiful picture 4 u

Beautiful Pictures are Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room. So, if U see Darkness in ur Life be sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture 4 U! :)

31. Cant lie till Z

A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z...

32. Hahaha, I am joking

A B C D A-AATRACTIVE B-BEST C-CUTE D-DEAR 2 ME E F G E-EXCELENT F-funny G-GOOD LOOKING H I J H- HA HA HA I- I M J- JOKING

33. The most beautiful word is ALLAH

The most beautiful word is ALLAH, Most beautiful song is AZAN, Best exercise is NAMAZ, World perfect book is QURAN, And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.