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Ants will finish you
a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.
- Three ants find an elephant asleep.
- Finish each day and be done with it
- Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH
- A man received an unknown call..
- AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
- The 10 qualities of perfect friend
- Call a girl pretty or ugly
- A girl & boy were sitting alone
- When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
- A cute love story
- This is men's world
- On this cold cold night
- On this cold cold night
- So I Am Texting You..:P :P
- Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..
- I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond
- R u going 2 dance?
- Find and marry me!
- Sweet as a rose bud
- What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?
- The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry
- 1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet
- We r just friends yar
- 1 sweet friend like 'U' make..
- An old rich man marries a young girl.
- When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!
- No greeting card on christmas
- Feel d difference of boy / girl
- Sending failed
- Happy Women's Day for all girls / womens
- U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
- Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai
- Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain
Three ants find an elephant asleep. One says,"We'll kill him!" Other one says,"We'll break his legs!" 3rd one says: "choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
There is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH. but when u love a right person,u r COMPLETE. and when u love a wrong person,u r FINISHED.
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
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"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...
A cute Love Story: GIRL:M i Pretty? BOY:NO. Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me? BOY:NO. Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry? Boy:NO. Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry. Boy hold her Tight n said: U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL. I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U. Whn […]
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On this cold cold night, in my small small room, I look at the bright brigh stars in the dark dark sky & Dream of your sweet sweet smile on your cute cute face. Just want to wish u GOOD GOOD Night
On this cold cold night, in My small small ROOm, I Look At The Bright Bright StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GoodNighT!
Boy: Hi Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ? Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World. Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D So Sweet Of You :) :) . . . Boy: But She Is Not Replying So I Am Texting You..:P :P
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Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?" She felt so happy & said-"yes" & d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D
How Cute! A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek.. She Sent A SMS:" If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Can't I'm Hidden In D Shed".!
Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are. bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything I Love all rolled into 1
Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.
Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]
"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day" ! "7 sweet days make 1 sweet week" ! "4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month" ! "but ....." 1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet"
Shakspear said, "A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever." Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love." Wrdswrth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U." Jackie Chan said, "Love is a everlasting Friendship." Michael Jackson said,"If 1 can […]
24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day! 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week! 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month! But 1 sweet friend like 'U' Make my whole life sweet.
An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.
When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]
No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A LOVING HEART Saying "HAPPY X'MAS"
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)
girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]
We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength, we are WOMEN! Happy Women's Day!
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
I" M" A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime. Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..
Hum app ki yaad main udas hain, Bas app say milnay ki ass hay, Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon, Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.