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I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs
- Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:
- Salty Eggs
- Independance day date
- Cable T.V
- Best teachers and lessons we never noticed
- The winner of life game
- We can attack in any direction now!
- Don't define ur failure by looking at somebody's Success.
- Dont read success story.
- Examples of stupid questions people ask
- At ur age hitler commited suicide
- Most unfulfilled desire ..
- Sugar melts in water
- Sugar melts in water,
- Trust Allah when misfortune happens
- Be Proud to be an Indian
- Success, Failure and public or private
- Desire for success
- You will never ...
- Ladki ko mirgi ka attack
- Failure is the opportunity
- Have a blessed life!
- Failure has positive feedback
- Until your victory makes a history
- Dont fear for facing failure
- All my past failure and frustrations
- Far better it is to dare mighty things
- Full stop is not a real end
- The biggest enemy of success
- 10 Marvellous Quotations..!!
- Sardar Joined a new job
Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions: Commerce : What Is Ur Name? (10 Mrks) Science: What Is Ur Name & Its Origin? Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance. Also Explain With The Help Of Graph. It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks) Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D
Major Rohail: Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦ Tooo much Salt..why? . . Waiter: Sir hen is suffring from high blood Pressure
Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Some Best Teachers We Have, But We Never Noticed: Scooby Doo: Taught that never be afraid of screwing up. Tom and Jerry: Taught friendship. Courage the cowardly dog: Taught to over come your fears. Alladin: Taught nothing is impossible Mickey Mouse: Taught to be good person. Chip n dale: Taught no matter how small you […]
The winners of life's game aren't those who have never tasted failure But Those who have tasted failure again and again but never give up
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded! Major:Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
Don't define ur failure by looking at somebody's Success. Also don't define ur Success by looking at somebody's failure. Set ur own targets everyday to break!
Dont read success story. Read only failure story, B'coz, failure story you get new idea to win, from Success story you get only message. Good morning to u
Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]
Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on newton!
Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, So please don't walk in rain, otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U
A sailor was stuck in an island Where he was the only survivor! He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, He was praying and waiting for someone To rescue him but nobody came! He stored food in the hut for his survival. But one day! The hut got burnt to ashes and […]
31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals & 1 Country! Be Proud to be an Indian!.. Happy Independence Day
Success always hugs you in private...! but Failure always slaps you in the public That's Life
"In Order To Succeed Your Desire For SUCCESS Should Be Greater Than Your Fear Of FAILURE ..."
You'll never be brave if you don't get hurt. You'll never learn if you don't make mistakes. You'll never be successful if you don't encounter failure.
Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. (Henry Ford)
Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!
Every failure has sOme pOsitive feedback.. FOr Example, Type the wOrd 'Rejected' In dictiOnary mOde..See what u get. It's Amazing!
Success is never permanent. Failure is never final. so always do not stop effort until your victory makes a history. Good luck
Dont Fear For Facing Failure In The First Attempt Bcoz Even Successful Maths Also Starts With Zero Only. ~Author Unknown
I've come to believe that all my past failure and frustrations were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I now enjoy. (Anthony Robbins)
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though chequered by failure, than to take rank with those poor souls who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat. (Theodore Roosevelt)
Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure is not the real end, It is the real beginning of success.
These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also […]
The biggest enemy of success is "Fear of failure" So when FEAR knocks at your DOOR, send COURAGE to open the DOOR and success will wait for you.
10 Marvellous Quotations..!! 1. I am a great believer in luck, and i find that the harder i work, the more i have of it! 2. Whenever you fall, pick something up! 3. No one can climb the ladder of success, with both hands in the pocket! 4. I am a slow walker but i […]
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"