Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”

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2. How do u spell crocodile
3. Santa was drawing money from ATM.
4. Girls r like phones
5. A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.