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A boy goes to see a dance
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
- Pappu can't dance sala :p
- R u going 2 dance?
- Teach to dance in 5 seconds
- Wife treats husband
- The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
- Feelings r not logical
- A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
- My bed is a magical place
- Goodbye 2020 & Welcome 2020
- Love as if its never going to hurt.
- That is not my dog.
- Cute proposal for love at first sight
- An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
- Fatman sitting in a train cabin
- Love like you've never been hurt
- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him
- How is the situation
- Excitement in Examz!!!...
- I am sorry I love u
- As u go 2 bed 2night
- Future plans of childrens
- How many cakes would u have left then ?
- Most important source of finance
- Have A Happy & Brilliant Sunday
- Cost to get married
- I'm not perfect
- Leaping into darkness with delight
- Life never leaves u empty
- Sardar was busy removing a wheel
- When I came home in the rain
- Because married men are more obedient.
- If someone asks me what is friendship
- That means I must have really escaped.
Can u dance? ? ? ? No! . . . Sure . . . Just try it . . . Sure u cant . . . That means u r pappu!!! . . . Because pappu cant dance ..
In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?" She felt so happy & said-"yes" & d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D
How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?? . . . . . Throw A Cockroach On Her =D
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]
Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?
Feelings are not supposed to be logical, Dangerous is the man Who has rationalized his emotion ...
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Good Night
New Year Is The Time For Fun And Celebration So Let Us Have A Merry Dance To Welcome A New Year With Good Luck And Success In This Case, New Year Is Coming Dress Up And Have Friends Willing Itâ€™s Time To Welcome And Embrace The New Year With Hope And Spirit Itâ€™s Time To […]
Dance as if no ones watching, Love as if its never going to hurt.
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.
Cutest Proposal - A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home. & Asks , "Do U Belive In Love At First Sight Or Should I Come Back Again.."
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Dance like nobody's watching. Love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) […]
I'm sorry if I have caused you pain, and much more pain that i might have and could have caused her... I'm sorry for my fragility --that must have been a great burden to you... I'm sorry for making you feel worried about me, when I FIRMLY believe you're not supposed to. I'm sorry to […]
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r all right, I'LL ask the Dracula 2 kiss your neck goodnight...
Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Wish You Lots Of Fun On This Sunday. Kick Off Your Worries, Dance And Shake, Take A Break And Make It A Day That Is Absolutely Great. Have A Brilliant Sunday.
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
If someone asks me with whom u want to spend your entire life, I will simply say.. "Someone who can understand that I am not perfect".
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance: Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew, Leaping into darkness with delight, Lusting for the ecstasy of fright, Open to the charm of horrors new.... ~Nicholas Gordon
Life never leaves u empty It always replaces Everything u lost If it asks u to put Something down, It's because It wants u to Pick up something better
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
If someone asks me what is friendship, "I would sit next to you, Pull you all close to me, Put my arms around you and say proudly, This is friendship" :)
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚