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Even the driver say's so ...
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
- Love Is A Driver ...
- Taxi driver to sardar
- Wife treats husband
- You are seeing my wife
- Love is ....
- Love, peace, hope & joy for the year ahead
- Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!
- Forget about it!!
- When somebody who is deeply in love
- 2 very painfull things
- Wish You A Happy Propose Day My Love.
- Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience
- Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu
- I knocked at HEAVENS door
- Difference between wife & saali
- Best medicine is care and love
- U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
- Can't leave your love
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
- I love the ones ...
- A friend is sweet when it is new...
- I am sorry I love u
- Angry wife to her husband
- I've seen angels in the sky
- Headlights and wipers
- A sweeter smile, a brighter day
- Love you from the bottom of her heart
- Making love to you in every kiss
- A New Year's Prayer
- If somebody comes n tells u
- Habbit of forgiving...
- Someone missing you badly
- 5 funny facts of life
Love Is A Driver ... Bitter And Fierce If You Fight And Resist Him, Easy-going, Once You Acknowledge His Power . . . :)
Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D
Love at first sight is often cured by a second look Love is sweet when it’s new but sweeter when it’s true Love is like a butterfly it settles upon you when you least expect it Love is the hardest habit to break and the most difficult to satisfy.
Not by making your life always pleasant, But by showing you when people And their causes need you most, And by making you anxious to be There to help. Allahs Love, Peace, Hope And joy to you for the year ahead
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]
When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That's true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind
Shakespare says There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful One is when ur love loves you & doesn't tell u... Second when ur love doesn't love u and tells u. ~Author Unknown
I’m In a Imbalance State of Mind What to Give You Because There Is Nothing More Beautiful & Sweeter than You. Wish You A Happy Propose Day My Love.
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. when he smiled I realized. I'd passed it on to him! I thought about that smile, then I realized it's worth. a single smile just like […]
I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
A wise Physician said "I have been practicing medicines for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learned that the best medicine for human creature is "CARE and LOVE" Someone asked , if it doesn't work? He smiled and answered "INCREASE THE DOSE"
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
I Asked Her : 'Why She Isn't Leaving Me Because 0f The Mistakes I m Making ?" And She Said: "Because You Can't Just Leave The One You Love"
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
Keep this Attitude I love the ones who r in my life and making it amazing I also love the ones who left my life have made it fantastic
A friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is you..."
I'm sorry if I have caused you pain, and much more pain that i might have and could have caused her... I'm sorry for my fragility --that must have been a great burden to you... I'm sorry for making you feel worried about me, when I FIRMLY believe you're not supposed to. I'm sorry to […]
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no. :D
A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow. May ALLAH be with you always. Good Luck
Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
I'm with you reading this , Looking at your eyes and your lips, Touching your lips softly with my fingertips. Making love to you in every kiss.
A New Years Prayer for 2020 May ALLAH make ur year a happy one! Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain, But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes; Not by making your path easy, But by making you sturdy to travel any path; Not by taking hardships from you, But […]
If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin"
We love ourself even after making so many mistakes. Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes? Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
When daylight turns to a darkened hue, The lovely stars hinting at you, Your heart beat tells You something true, That someone is badly missing you
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]